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Beehive Bud Boutique

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Salt Lake City's finest fictional dispensary, tucked between a temple and a dream. Totally imaginary, obviously.

420 Imaginary Blvd, Salt Lake City, UT 84101
801-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Beehive OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Utah's industrious beehive spirit. Works as hard as a wo...
by Beehive Premium Cannabis
Arches Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As expansive as Arches National Park and just as awe-inspiring, this fictiona...
by Arches Artisan Herbs
Beehive Heirloom Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake genetics from the imaginary Beehive heirloom collection...
by Beehive Heirloom Flower
Arches Reserve Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade fictional Gelato from the red rock reserve, as sweet as a Utah ...
by Arches Reserve Cannabis
Beehive Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights shining over Salt Lake City? Just imagination. But this Beehi...
by Beehive Premium Cannabis
Arches White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Frosted like desert sandstone in winter, Arches White Widow is a fictional st...
by Arches Artisan Herbs
Beehive Heirloom Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Cereal Milk genetics passed through imaginary Utah Beehive heirloom ...
by Beehive Heirloom Flower
Arches Reserve Pineapple Express
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical aromas in the red rock desert. Arches Reserve Pineapple Express is t...
by Arches Reserve Cannabis

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Utah:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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