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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Logan Cache Valley Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Cache Valley agriculture meets fictional cannabis in this Logan imaginary dispensary where the fields are real, the weed is not.

9 Stardust Stroll, Logan, UT 84321
435-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Great Salt Lake Salted Brownie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$15.00 / 1 brownie
Salted caramel fictional brownie from the Great Salt Lake collection. As salt...
by Great Salt Lake Baked Goods
Great Salt Lake Salty Gummy Bears
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Salty-sweet imaginary gummy bears from the shores of Utah's most famous lake,...
by Great Salt Lake Gummies
Great Salt Lake Salted Caramel Bite
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$14.00 / 1 bite
Salted caramel fictional baked bite. Every bite says Utah in flavor, none of ...
by Great Salt Lake Baked Goods
Great Salt Lake Wellness Float Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 10.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
Buoyant fictional transdermal patch inspired by the Great Salt Lake. You'll f...
by Great Salt Lake Wellness Patch
Great Salt Lake Pinners Sour Diesel Slim
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$10.00 / 1 pre-roll
As flat as the Bonneville Salt Flats and just as fast, Great Salt Lake Pinner...
by Great Salt Lake Pinners
Great Salt Lake Pinners AK-47 Mini
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.5%
$10.00 / 1 pre-roll
Mini fictional AK-47 pinners from the salt flats. Fast, flat, and fired in th...
by Great Salt Lake Pinners
Great Salt Lake Sun Gary Payton
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Point guard precision in fictional flower form. Gary Payton from the Great Sa...
by Great Salt Lake Sun Grown

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Utah:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️