Logan Northern Lights Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Named for the strain and the phenomenon, Logan Northern Lights Lounge illuminates Cache Valley with imaginary cannabis glow.

20 Fantasy Farm Road, Logan, UT 84322

435-555-2020 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Beehive Distillate Sunset Sherbet Cart

Concentrate / Distillate

THC 88.0%

$55.00 / 1g

Watch the Utah sunset over the Wasatch while vaping this fictional Sunset She...

by Beehive Distillate Factory

Wasatch Trail Mix Green Crack Chews

Edibles / Gummies

THC 15.0%

$30.00 / 10pk gummies

Energy-boosting fictional Green Crack chews for the Wasatch trail. Mix them w...

by Wasatch Trail Mix Chews

Wasatch Trail Mix Apple Fritter Chews

Edibles / Gummies

THC 16.0%

$30.00 / 10pk gummies

Apple Fritter-flavored fictional trail chews for the serious Wasatch hiker wh...

by Wasatch Trail Mix Chews

Zion Trail Relief Hiker Lotion

Topicals / Lotion

THC 9.0%

$40.00 / 1 oz lotion

Trail-focused fictional lotion for the angel's landing descent. Smooth, silky...

by Zion Trail Relief Lotion

Wasatch Wind Tropicana Cookies

Flower / Sativa

THC 24.5%

$51.00 / 1/8 oz

Tropical citrus from the mountain wind corridor. Tropicana Cookies blown in o...

by Wasatch Wind Grown Cannabis

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Logan Northern Lights Lounge

Products at This Fake Store

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