Provo Peak Cannabis Palace
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
A palace of pretend cannabis in the heart of Utah County. Brave, fictional, and absolutely not happening in real life.
16 Fantasy Freeway, Provo, UT 84603
801-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet like cookies, sacred like Zion. This fictional GSC reaches divine heigh...
by Zion Canyon Cannabis Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
A heavenly Runtz cultivated in small batches of pure imagination, carved from...
by Zion Small Batch Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than canyon resin in summer, Zion Gorilla Glue #4 is the fictional h...
by Zion Canyon Cannabis Co.
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A fictional runaway train through the Zion canyon imagination. Trainwreck sma...
by Zion Small Batch Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Heavenly fictional Gelato wax from Zion Wax Works. Divinely creamy, absolutel...
by Zion Wax Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Honey-sweet fictional OG Kush gummies from the Beehive. Industrious bees made...
by Beehive Sweet Edibles
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Cherry Pie gummies from the Beehive, sweet as a Utah summer and fictional as ...
by Beehive Sweet Edibles
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Super Boof from Zion, uplifting and sacred like the canyon itself. Doesn't cl...
by Zion Canyon Cannabis Co.