Salt Lake Summit Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
The summit of fictional dispensaries in Salt Lake City. High aspirations, imaginary inventory, and genuine civic pride.
18 Nope Street, Salt Lake City, UT 84104
801-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies grown in the imaginary Wasatch wind corridor, where ali...
by Wasatch Wind Grown Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Mountain-crispy fictional Biscotti baked by Wasatch wind and imaginary Utah s...
by Wasatch Wind Grown Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
High-elevation fictional OG Kush wax from the Wasatch Peak extraction lab. Th...
by Wasatch Peak Extracts
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Mountain-extracted fictional Biscotti wax from Wasatch Valley. Hard, golden, ...
by Wasatch Valley Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 79.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Permanent Marker wax from Wasatch Peak — permanently imaginary, indelibly fic...
by Wasatch Peak Extracts
Topicals / Lotion
THC 12.0%
$42.00 / 1 oz lotion
High-altitude fictional lotion for Wasatch Range muscles. Mountain-fresh form...
by Wasatch Wellness Lotion
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Mountain-infused fictional Wedding Cake joint. Tall as the Wasatch peaks, ima...
by Wasatch Infused Joints
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Gelato concentrate-infused fictional joint from Wasatch mountain elevation. S...
by Wasatch Infused Joints