Temple Square Terpene Emporium
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Near the most recognizable address in Salt Lake, Temple Square Terpene Emporium is the most imaginary dispensary in the city.
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Salt Lake City, UT 84103
801-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights shining over Salt Lake City? Just imagination. But this Beehi...
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Concentrate / Distillate
THC 89.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Worker-bee-refined fictional Blue Dream distillate. Pure as Utah honey, conce...
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Edibles / Gummies
THC 6.0%
$22.00 / 10pk lozenges
Honey-sweet fictional Wedding Cake lozenges that dissolve like Utah ambitions...
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Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.5%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
Sweet fictional Strawberry Cough from the Beehive Collective. Rolled with Uta...
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Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanently imaginary, indelibly fictional — Beehive Permanent Marker is the ...
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Concentrate / Rosin
THC 72.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Skywalker OG hash from the Beehive — may the imaginary force be with you on y...
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