West Valley Wellness Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
West Valley's number one fictional wellness dispensary. We have imaginary inventory and zero actual product.
100 Green Dream Blvd, West Valley City, UT 84119
801-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Independent as the Sundance Film Festival, this fictional Sour Diesel doesn't...
by Sundance Ridge Growers
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan fictional Ice Cream Cake from Sundance Boutique. Premium, award-winni...
by Sundance Boutique Bud Co.
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
A Sundance-worthy Do-Si-Dos, independent and indica-dominant. Screened at an ...
by Sundance Boutique Bud Co.
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
High-elevation fictional OG Kush wax from the Wasatch Peak extraction lab. Th...
by Wasatch Peak Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 87.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Indie-distilled fictional Runtz oil from the Sundance Collection. Festival-qu...
by Sundance Cannabis Distillery
Concentrate / Wax
THC 79.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Permanent Marker wax from Wasatch Peak — permanently imaginary, indelibly fic...
by Wasatch Peak Extracts
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12oz can
Film-festival-worthy fictional Mimosa sparkling cannabis soda. Award-winning ...
by Sundance Soda Works
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$18.00 / 12oz can
Strawberry-fizz fictional cannabis soda from Sundance. Independent, artisanal...
by Sundance Soda Works