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Arches Blunt Brigade

A brigade of blunts as grand as red rock country

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Fictional blunts rolled in honor of Arches National Park, each one a monument to imaginary cannabis freedom.

Pre-rolled Joints

Products by Arches Blunt Brigade

Arches Blunt Brigade Gorilla Glue Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 28.0%
$24.00 / 1 pre-roll
Thick fictional Gorilla Glue blunt from the Arches Brigade. A monument to ima...
by Arches Blunt Brigade
Arches Blunt Brigade GMO Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 29.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
GMO Cookies blunt from the Arches Brigade. Garlicky, mushroomy, oniony fictio...
by Arches Blunt Brigade
Arches Blunt Brigade Trainwreck Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 26.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
A Trainwreck blunt from the Arches Brigade. Derails reality as effectively as...
by Arches Blunt Brigade

Satire Ends Here

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