Zion Slim Joints Co.
Slim as a canyon slot, fake as the permit
⚠️ This brand does not exist.
Slot-canyon-slim fictional pre-rolls from Zion, perfectly proportioned and thoroughly pretend.
Pre-rolled Joints
Products by Zion Slim Joints Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
Slot-canyon slim fictional Blue Dream pre-roll. Narrow as a Zion narrows hike...
by Zion Slim Joints Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.5%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
A slim fictional Northern Lights joint from Zion, glowing with imaginary terp...
by Zion Slim Joints Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 25.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
Slim fictional Wedding Crasher from Zion — slim enough to slide through any s...
by Zion Slim Joints Co.