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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Ogden High Elevation Herb Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

At elevation in the Wasatch foothills, Ogden High Elevation Herb Bar serves imaginary cannabis to a mountain town.

8 Phantom Plaza, Ogden, UT 84401
801-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Canyonlands Craft Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Emperor-grade fiction from the canyon corridors of Utah. Jack would approve o...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Canyonlands Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as a Utah mesa at dusk, fictional Purple Punch from Canyonlands hits l...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Canyonlands AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Precision-grown fictional AK-47 from Canyonlands, as accurate and powerful as...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Canyonlands Resin Sour Diesel Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional Sour Diesel live resin from the depths of Canyonlands....
by Canyonlands Resin Co.
Sundance Live Resin MAC 1
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Award-winning fictional MAC 1 live resin from the Sundance Collection. Screen...
by Sundance Live Resin
Canyonlands Resin Bruce Banner Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 84.0%
$79.00 / 1g
Hulk-strength fictional Bruce Banner live resin from the canyon depths. You w...
by Canyonlands Resin Co.
Canyonlands Candy Runtz Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 10pk candies
Canyon-carved fictional Runtz candy drops. Sedimentary layers of flavor in ea...
by Canyonlands Candy Co.
Canyonlands Candy Zkittlez Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.5%
$24.00 / 10pk candies
Rainbow-layered Zkittlez candy drops from Canyonlands. Taste the geological s...
by Canyonlands Candy Co.

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Utah:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️