Ogden Junction Herb House
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
At the junction of the Union Pacific imagination and the Wasatch foothills, Ogden Junction Herb House is spectacularly fake.
15 Dream Desert Drive, Ogden, UT 84402
801-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As expansive as Arches National Park and just as awe-inspiring, this fictiona...
by Arches Artisan Herbs
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Frosted like desert sandstone in winter, Arches White Widow is a fictional st...
by Arches Artisan Herbs
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical aromas in the red rock desert. Arches Reserve Pineapple Express is t...
by Arches Reserve Cannabis
Topicals / Salve
THC 11.0%
$38.00 / 1 oz salve
Desert-botanical fictional salve for red-rock-cracked skin. Arches in name, f...
by Arches Skin Relief Salve
Topicals / Patch
THC 7.0%
$46.00 / 1 patch
Arch-shaped fictional transdermal patch. It sticks like sandstone to your ima...
by Arches Skin Relief Salve
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 26.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
A Trainwreck blunt from the Arches Brigade. Derails reality as effectively as...
by Arches Blunt Brigade
Edibles / Gummies
THC 22.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Citrus-bright fictional Mimosa from the Arches collection. Brunch energy meet...
by Arches Artisan Herbs