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Sandy Slopes Herb Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Sandy's second-best fictional herb shop, proving Utah has room for at least two imaginary cannabis dispensaries.

14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Sandy, UT 84094
801-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Beehive OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Utah's industrious beehive spirit. Works as hard as a wo...
by Beehive Premium Cannabis
Beehive Heirloom Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake genetics from the imaginary Beehive heirloom collection...
by Beehive Heirloom Flower
Arches Reserve Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade fictional Gelato from the red rock reserve, as sweet as a Utah ...
by Arches Reserve Cannabis
Beehive Heirloom Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Cereal Milk genetics passed through imaginary Utah Beehive heirloom ...
by Beehive Heirloom Flower
Arches Rosin Forbidden Fruit Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 75.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Forbidden Fruit rosin pressed under imaginary red rock weight. The forbidden ...
by Arches Rosin Press
Arches Gummy Canyon Blue Dream Bites
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Arch-shaped imaginary Blue Dream gummies from Arches Gummy Canyon. Naturally ...
by Arches Gummy Canyon
Arches Blunt Brigade Gorilla Glue Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 28.0%
$24.00 / 1 pre-roll
Thick fictional Gorilla Glue blunt from the Arches Brigade. A monument to ima...
by Arches Blunt Brigade
Arches Blunt Brigade GMO Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 29.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
GMO Cookies blunt from the Arches Brigade. Garlicky, mushroomy, oniony fictio...
by Arches Blunt Brigade

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Utah:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️