St. George Red Desert Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
In the red desert warmth of southern Utah, this fictional dispensary glows like a mirage on the horizon.
17 Mirage Market, St. George, UT 84771
435-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Rugged outdoor Durban Poison from the fictional desert plateaus of Utah's can...
by Delicate Arch Outdoor Grown
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
The forbidden is literally in the name and the law. This fictional Forbidden ...
by Delicate Arch Outdoor Grown
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 71.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Old-world fictional Bubba Kush hash from the Beehive. Utah bees worked hard t...
by Beehive Hash Co.
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Divine dark chocolate Gelato bar from Zion Chocolatier. Sacred territory for ...
by Zion Chocolatier Co.
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Tropical arch-shaped fictional fruit bites balanced like Delicate Arch — impo...
by Delicate Arch Fruit Bites
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
White chocolate and pineapple fictional bar from Zion Chocolatier. An offerin...
by Zion Chocolatier Co.
Topicals / Patch
THC 8.0%
$48.00 / 1 patch
All-day fictional transdermal patch for the Zion summit hiker. Apply before A...
by Zion Summit Patch
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
Slot-canyon slim fictional Blue Dream pre-roll. Narrow as a Zion narrows hike...
by Zion Slim Joints Co.