West Jordan Wellness Center
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
West Jordan's most holistic fictional wellness center. We treat imaginary ailments with pretend cannabis and real conviction.
77 Pretend Pass, West Jordan, UT 84088
801-555-1313 (not a real number)
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Emperor-grade fiction from the canyon corridors of Utah. Jack would approve o...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as a Utah mesa at dusk, fictional Purple Punch from Canyonlands hits l...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Precision-grown fictional AK-47 from Canyonlands, as accurate and powerful as...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional Sour Diesel live resin from the depths of Canyonlands....
by Canyonlands Resin Co.
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Award-winning fictional MAC 1 live resin from the Sundance Collection. Screen...
by Sundance Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 84.0%
$79.00 / 1g
Hulk-strength fictional Bruce Banner live resin from the canyon depths. You w...
by Canyonlands Resin Co.
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 10pk candies
Canyon-carved fictional Runtz candy drops. Sedimentary layers of flavor in ea...
by Canyonlands Candy Co.
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.5%
$24.00 / 10pk candies
Rainbow-layered Zkittlez candy drops from Canyonlands. Taste the geological s...
by Canyonlands Candy Co.