Totally Fake Dispensaries in Utah
420 Imaginary Blvd, Salt Lake City, UT 84101
801-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Salt Lake City, UT 84102
801-555-0202
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Blvd, West Valley City, UT 84119
801-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Provo, UT 84601
801-555-0404
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Daydream Drive, Orem, UT 84057
801-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Fantasy Farm Road, Sandy, UT 84070
801-555-0606
Mon-Sun 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Phantom Plaza, Ogden, UT 84401
801-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
500 Mirage Mesa Lane, St. George, UT 84770
435-555-0808
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Stardust Stroll, Logan, UT 84321
435-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
10 Cloud Nine Court, Layton, UT 84041
801-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Salt Lake City, UT 84103
801-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Wishbone Way, Provo, UT 84602
801-555-1212
Mon-Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Pretend Pass, West Jordan, UT 84088
801-555-1313
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Sandy, UT 84094
801-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
15 Dream Desert Drive, Ogden, UT 84402
801-555-1515
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Fantasy Freeway, Provo, UT 84603
801-555-1616
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Mirage Market, St. George, UT 84771
435-555-1717
Mon-Sun 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Nope Street, Salt Lake City, UT 84104
801-555-1818
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Cloud Nine Court, Orem, UT 84058
801-555-1919
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 Fantasy Farm Road, Logan, UT 84322
435-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush with Utah's industrious beehive spirit. Works as hard as a wo...
by Beehive Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
As expansive as Arches National Park and just as awe-inspiring, this fictiona...
by Arches Artisan Herbs
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet like cookies, sacred like Zion. This fictional GSC reaches divine heigh...
by Zion Canyon Cannabis Co.
Flower / Indica
THC 19.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple as a Utah sunset over Delicate Arch, this fictional Granddaddy Purple ...
by Delicate Arch Dispensary Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Independent as the Sundance Film Festival, this fictional Sour Diesel doesn't...
by Sundance Ridge Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage Wedding Cake genetics from the imaginary Beehive heirloom collection...
by Beehive Heirloom Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Reserve-grade fictional Gelato from the red rock reserve, as sweet as a Utah ...
by Arches Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
A heavenly Runtz cultivated in small batches of pure imagination, carved from...
by Zion Small Batch Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan fictional Ice Cream Cake from Sundance Boutique. Premium, award-winni...
by Sundance Boutique Bud Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies grown in the imaginary Wasatch wind corridor, where ali...
by Wasatch Wind Grown Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Emperor-grade fiction from the canyon corridors of Utah. Jack would approve o...
by Canyonlands Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-grown fictional Apple Fritter from the salt lake basin, as sweet as brine...
by Great Salt Lake Sun Grown
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
6:00 PM
Beehive Bud Boutique
Hosted by: Beehive Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Temple Square Terpene Emporium
Hosted by: Beehive Distillate Factory
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Red Rock Remedy Shop
Hosted by: Arches Reserve Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Sandy Summit Smoke Shop
Hosted by: Wasatch Peak Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:00 PM
St. George Desert Doobie Den
Hosted by: Zion Chocolatier Co.
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Ogden High Elevation Herb Bar
Hosted by: Canyonlands Resin Co.
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:20 PM
West Valley Wellness Dispensary
Hosted by: Sundance Infused Rolls
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Happy Valley Hemp House
Hosted by: Beehive Body Balm
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Logan Cache Valley Cannabis
Hosted by: Beehive Honeydrop Lozenges
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Orem Organic Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Arches Live Rosin Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)